Aside from some take-home finals and tests and whatnot, one of the assignments for my Victorian Literature/19th Century Novel course is one two to three page paper. Two to three pages on a NINETEENTH CENTURY NOVEL? I’m seriously scared to death. How in the world is that possible? This is a travesty. I’m going to have to start writing this one immediately.

I just spent $75.00 on the Longman Anthology of British Literature II. My back hurts.