An old man, hard-of-hearing & carrying a cane, approached me after the service this morning and querried as to my name and how I came to attend St. Dunstan’s.
Moved back to the area and didn’t take kindly to any of the churches, really, I answered, and then muttered dark things about the PC(USA).
The old man (Orly, as he would tell me in a few seconds, O-R-L-Y), smiled and winked and told me he used to be a Congregationalist. His surprise at my presbyterianism recalled another gentleman’s whom Nathanael and I met after lastweek’s service. The man, whose name I have since forgotten, asked where in the world we had appeared from, and upon receiving an answer, exclaimed something to the like of, “Presbyterians! How remarkable! Who would have guessed!”
Orly says he cannot believe my last name is Jones.
I proof-read the the new liturgy booklet during the service that Priest Sisterman put together for visitors, and rearranged and altered a lot of the punctuation: semicolons, periods, colons, &c. And also made sure that there was a uniform capitalisation of Priest (apparently Priest Sisterman forgot to capitalise himself every now and again; consistency, consistency). I’m altering your liturgy little by little, Mr. Silliman. Somehow I am going to work the Five Points in. Oh yes. Little by little.
Mischievously,