Remember O man, that thou art dust and to dust thou shalt return.

I am a Bowler Hat I’m very proper, often politically correct, precise and dapper. I generally look down on the masses, but I usually try not to let it show. What Sort of Hat Are You?

[Sarah thinks she’s part of the bourgeouis aristocracy. Moralist.]

SMiLE!

I used to write so faithfully, but now, it’s all I can do to even log into the internet when I get home from work. Too many other things press me, which is really interesting, because talking to people on the internet was my nearly solitary pasttime from high school through college. When one of those e-people turned into a real live girl and agreed to marry me, I decided to take a break from the lengthy chats and blogging. As you can see, I still linger around, and Sarah has found enough footing to start writing wonderfully lengthy posts again, so please don’t write us off yet. We just need time to adjust, like five or six years maybe.