Filed Under (Stark Raving Mad) by Nathanael on July-23-2005

Check out the text of our latest strange spam. “A heap of wheat says the Song of Songs, but I’ve never seen wheat in a pile. Did you like it?” It came from a sports betting site. Who’s the genius writer that has been locked up by the spammers?


Joe on July 24th, 2005 at 11:34 pm

That is hilarious. He/She/It is a better writer than I am! So, here is the modified Haiku version:

Heaps of Wheat affirm
intrisic meaning within
Song of Songs assists

Never before seen
an abundance of wheat.
How ’bout them apples?

Rick on August 3rd, 2005 at 12:47 pm

The weirdest thing is that is the most common spam I see when I’m doing internet “research” of poems I teach in class.

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