So, I didn’t have much of an opinion on El Presidente’s nomination to the Very High, Sacred, Glorious and Supreme Court of the People of the Land of America, but I have now decided in my manifold wisdom that Ms. Miers is unfit to arbiter justice. Why do you ask? Let it be recorded, your Honour, that I submit as Exhibit A, the smoking gun. Ms. Miers uses the expression “Cool!” [sic] in her correspondence with Prezidente , then Governer, W. And she sends cards with puppy dogs printed on the front. Therefore, as self-declared High Justice of the Court of I’m not interested in being hip, I declare that Ms. Miers clearly panders to and mimics teen culture and should therefore find a voice of her own if she wants to be considered part of an independent judiciary.
P.S. My wife will surely delete this and save me the embarassment of public rants on politics taking place in this benign shrine to Eveleyn.
