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Down to a Sunless Sea » Blog Archive » Behold, we bring you great tidings of red, white, and blue
Behold, we bring you great tidings of red, white, and blue
Filed Under (Theology, Stark Raving Mad, The Workplace) by Nathanael on December-5-2005

I really like my company. They treat me more than fairly; they put me into a leadership position when I had only six months of experience; they recompense me well for my work; their benefits are great; and my bosses are actively helping me to excel - not to mention paying for me to go to school. However, as I was driving to class this morning, I passed our annual Christmas display. Someone in corporate management has completely bought into America the Redeemer. The display showed four doves spreading an United States flag over the globe with the caption “Peace on Earth.” Maybe they could have added Team America in Santa suits dropping peace nukes, for where there are no persons to be enemies, there will be peace - thus sayeth the Prez. Of course, contextually, this display is about par for the course given the various war-themed Christmas messages along the main boulevard through the air force base. Santa riding a MOAB, little electronic warfare gremlins standing next to gift bags - you get the picture.

Oh yeah, 1000. *shoop shoop*

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Comments:
Nathanael on December 5th, 2005 at 12:03 pm

I bet the CIA has secret prisons at the North Pole.

Nathanael on December 5th, 2005 at 12:03 pm

That was me, your wife.

sarah elizabeth on December 5th, 2005 at 3:05 pm

don’t get down on the MOAB =)

Nathanael on December 5th, 2005 at 4:37 pm

Like I said, Santa Claus is the one getting down with the MOAB.

Nathanael on December 5th, 2005 at 5:04 pm

Glad I can be of such a service to humanity.

GrandDad Jones on December 5th, 2005 at 5:34 pm

They’re not “secret” anymore!
You let the whole world know about them!

Dad

Archer on December 5th, 2005 at 8:50 pm

I love nukes

Joe on December 5th, 2005 at 10:22 pm

I love non-nuclear weapons with the same destructive power of a nuke. I also would like to work for a company like that one day…

Nathanael on December 6th, 2005 at 8:34 am

I love oats and beans and barley and friendly people.

Nathanael on December 6th, 2005 at 11:33 am

Yes, that’s right. I’m a hobbit.

Jon on December 7th, 2005 at 10:05 am

I love lamp.

Nathanael on December 7th, 2005 at 11:12 am

So does Evelyn!!!

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