There are 62,993 ppl in the US w/ the first name Jeremiah, and there are 62,993 ppl w/ the last name Mosley. Coincidence, huh? Oh, also, there is nobody in the country named Mary Garea or May Jo Garea. There is actually nobody in the country w/ the last name Garea. Can anyone else see my wife, or am I going a little John Nash?

There are 5,268 people with the name ‘Michael Stewart’. They also say that there is no one in the U.S. with the name ‘Alexine’, despite (1) my daughter and (2) the other Alexine I met in Austin.

There are “0″ people in the U.S. named Kyleen Zelenak.

“100 percent of people with the first name Jonathon are male.”

That’s good to know.

It said 100% of people with the first name Evelyn are female. That simply isn’t true. It also said 100% of people with the first name Kelsey are female. That isn’t true, either.

They’ve edited out all census values that did not meet a certain threshhold. Therefore first or last names which have a very small representation in the population will not be included in the results. Also, they use the census data from 1990 so recent births are not included.

I don’t exist….

There is only zero Luke Brodersens in the US? Does that mean that I do not exist? I’m feeling very much like Bruce Willis in “The Sixth Sense” right now. Also, 99.9 percent of all Lukes are men. Does that mean there are female Lukes out there?